You grew up understanding that plants had feelings. Maybe not as advanced as humans, but enough that they could be temperamental if not given enough attention—your mom’s potted plants really enjoyed pop music and a specific mix of plant food and filtered water. So, when it comes time to pick pumpkins each year, you head to the patch with a bit of hesitation. What if the cheerfully colored gourds don’t like being plucked from their vines? What if it’s scary for them to be taken from their peers? Are they taught about stranger danger as sprouts?
Step into the field feeling confident that the seasonal squash feel no threat from you by wearing these Pumpkin Patch Heels from Irregular Choice. The glittering footwear promises to give your fall ensembles an enchanting flair while also ensuring your feet look like Pump-Kin. In place of a standard heel, these unique kitten heels are provided height by a 2.5-inch grinning gourd! And with its classic smile shining under the alluring black shoes, you can be sure no sitting pumpkin will be bothered to follow you home!