Cthulhu Monster Ski Mask
SERIOUSLY HIDDEN HORRORS
In the midst of the ocean, around 48 degrees south and 123 west, is the oceanic point of inaccessibility. Thousands of miles away, at around 85 degrees north and 176 west, you'll find the Northern pole of inaccessibility on a mass of shifting, treacherous ice.
The two places have a few things in common. One, they're friggin hard to get to. Two, they're cold. Three, and most obviously, horrifying monsters and Elder Gods reside there, waiting to gobble up the foolishly adventurous!
Now, we don't recommend anyone try to get to these mysterious spots, two potential locations of R'lyeh and the sleeping Elder God Cthulhu. But, if you do want to head there (or, really, just want to be warm and mysterious looking), this Cthulhu Monster Ski Mask is a sure way to keep toasty and avoid getting toasted. Made of knitted yarn and designed to look like our favorite tentacle-faced Eldritch Horror, this green cap and face mask is awfully, adorably, comfy.
MADE BY MYSTERIOUS MONSTERS
How did we manage to get this Cthulhu mask to look so realistic while also being crazy comfy cozy? Well, obviously, we trekked out to those dangerous points of inaccessibility to confer with the beasties residing there, themselves! Bonus for you because now you'll look like you belong no matter where in the snow you go!
- Cthulhu Knitted Ski Mask
- Mask is made of super soft warm acrylic yarn
- Mask has attached 3-D eyebrows and tentacles
- Mask has eye and mouth holes
- Hand wash