Anchorman Champ Kit
Newsflash! It doesn’t take a whole lot to become just like Champion “Champ” Kind from your favorite movie, Anchorman! All it takes is a bit of a...brash...attitude, a short fuse, a love of sports, a crude joke here and there, some repressed feelings for Ron, and the utter mastery of Champ’s signature phrase, “Whammy!”
Oh, and you’ll probably need this Anchorman Champ Kit, otherwise people will probably think you’re kind of a jerk. Dressed in this accessory kit, however, people will think you are the hilarious member of the KVWN Channel 4 team. Sure, you may have confusing feelings for your buddy, but you also have killer one-liners and on-point delivery. So go ahead, go to Sea World, take off your pants, or tell Ron how you really feel. If anyone gives you a hard time, you can respond with a cool, calm, “I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.” That oughta de-escalate things.
- Press Badge
- White cowboy hat
- Press badge in plastic holder w/ clip
- Black sticker sideburns; 100% polyester tie