Miss Dead Receptionist Costume

Let’s face it--you could be from Belgium, Canada, Akron, or Argentina, it doesn’t matter; eventually, we all end up in the netherworld. A bit morbid, no? Not to a dead receptionist, it’s not!

Thinking about the nuance of the afterlife is what this Miss (dead) Receptionist does for fun in between scheduling exorcism appointments and dealing with unruly clients in the waiting room. Now you can steal her show-stopping look without so much as fight (because we all know beauty queens can fight dirty!). This Miss Dead Receptionist Costume recreates a fun Halloween look--or it may just be a hoot to wear to your job as an administrative assistant on a (very) casual Friday. On second thought, scrap that last idea. Only in the afterlife can you get away with a look this spooky. So if you’re prone to sitting around between calls pondering what happens when you die, slipping into this costume for a party or parade may help you come to terms with the totally grim nature of life after death: it still involves paperwork, office meetings, handbooks, and rules! Yuck.

But, a good dead receptionist will remind you that life after death is personal, and it’s all what you make of it. So paint yourself green from wig to toe and enjoy sashaying around in this red brocade dress and glittery cape. You can still question the nature of life, but at least you’ll be doing it in glamorous, gruesome style.