Kill Bill Hattori Hanzo Sword Accessory

What instrument of death do you choose to get your just revenge against the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad? C’mon, Kiddo. Don’t be coy with us.

With your codename (Black Mamba), you already know that only the best sword will do to Kill Bill and the rest of his crew. And you also know that the very best swords are hand-crafted by none other than Hattori Hanzo. And you know that all you will need to do to get Hanzo out of his sword-smithing retirement is to mention that you intend to use the blade against his student, Bill. But here’s what you don’t know: we have an exact replica of your Kill Bill Hattori Hanzo Sword Accessory! You may want to snatch it up before Bill catches wind that we have one--or any other member of the squad, for that matter. And if you’d like to know how we came by this officially licensed, molded plastic sword and scabbard from Hattori Hanzo himself, well, we’re sorry; we’d tell you, but then we’d have to kill you.