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Green Top Hat

Green Top Hat
Green Top Hat
Price$9.99
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Product Description
Description
It's almost physically impossible to frown while wearing this Green Top Hat. The hat was designed by St Patrick's Day fairies to make you feel 40% happier and 75% more inclined to act like a wacky goof at your next party. (The existence of fairies and percentages listed may not be based on actual scientific evidence). If you like having fun, then you need to wear this hat. If you don't like having fun, then you're probably a heartless robot designed for the purpose of world domination, who would also look pretty spiffy wearing this hat. Either way, this top hat is going to improve your lifestyle.
  • Made of green felt
  • Green satin ribbon accent
Items Included
  • Green Felt Hat
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